Subpar Cinema

Spring Break Edition

What Not to Watch on DVD


Couple's Retreat - Yeah, couples should retreat alright, from this film.

The Box -   Here's an idea; push the button, but instead of killing a stranger, it makes this movie go away.


Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant - Just trust me folks, this one "sucks."


The Informant - This movie about a whistle blower blows alright.


March 2nd releases

2012 - The real disaster is wasting time watching this movie.


March 9th releases

Old Dogs - There is a better version of this movie, its called "Three Men and A Baby."


Capitalism: A Love Story - How ironic, a capitalist venture that's against capitalism.


Planet 51 -  Warning, if you do watch this, you may find yourself wishing to be abducted just to escape having to sit through it.


 
Ninja Assassin - Maybe just maybe someone will send an assassin after the Wachowski brothers for this one.